i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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