I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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