Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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