Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
he fucked my hip out of place.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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