rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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