youre lurking in front of me
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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