Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
just found out that she named her cat after me.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I have fence marks all over my body
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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