Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I enjoy the company of your penis
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
