i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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