We're like a lot better than the average bears
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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