honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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