Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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