So drunk its hurt
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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