I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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