Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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