so explain again why im purple
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Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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