When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
my being single is dangerous.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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