these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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