Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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