so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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