I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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