Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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