I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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