Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I enjoy the company of your penis
Congratulations! We have a period
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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