Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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