So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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