I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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