she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Randomize
