i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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