question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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