There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
