He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Randomize
