So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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