By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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