my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Randomize