have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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