Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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