I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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