You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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