she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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