Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
that's an acceptable place to lick
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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