let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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