the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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