return my video game
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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