This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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