its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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