I think im going to throw up on grandma
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
