Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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