just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
he shaved USA in his pubs
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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