tell your sister to shave her snatch
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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