its not stalking. its research.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
she told me i tasted like america
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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