Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
did you just send me my own nude
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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