Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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