Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I need moral support for this bender
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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