and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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