Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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