yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Sorry my hands just texted you
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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