wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
