yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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